Are you looking to hire a new secretary? Check out this resume to an employer!

Deer Sir,

 

I want to apply for the seceratary job I saw in the paper. I can Type really quik with acouple of fingers and I do some acounting.

 

I think I am good on the phone and I know I am a people person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

 

I´m lookin for a Job as a seceratary but it musnt be to complicaited.

 

I know my spelling is not to good but find that I offen can get a job thru my persionality. My salery is open so we can discus what you want to pay and what you think that I am wirth,

 

I can start imedaitely. Thank you in advanse for you’re answer.

 

hopfully you’re best apllicant so far.

 

Sinserley,

Peggy May Starlings

 

PS : Because my resumee is a bit short – below is a pikture of me taken by the boss at my last job.

PeggyMay

Potential Employer’s Response:……

Dear Peggy May,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

So who would you hire Peggy? Comment below

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